I hate my printer. It only prints when it feels like it. And I don’t care that you’re out of blue ink all I need is black!

I found this video randomly online. Glad to know I’m not the only one suffering. Anyone else have these problems?

Rejoice! We were able to record an episode this week and here it is for you! This week we discussed many things, but mostly focused on this year’s summer movies . Tune in to hear our thoughts on many of the films Hollywood pooped out this year. Clicky Clicky.

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We didn’t read off the poll results this week since I had to change one of the answers. We’re waiting till next week’s episode since some people were unhappy with the second answer (aka all of you). However this week we began our new segment “How Will You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?” Be sure to leave you zombie plans in the comment section below for your chance to have them read next episode. Or email them to ryan@evillairproductions.com or greg@evillairproductions.com.

There’s also a segment in the podcast that I was going to cut out since it sounded too whiny, but I left it in since it segwayed into a great comment from Walrus King. It’s after the song break where I give my experience with the new Nintendo DS game Fossil Fighters. I was going to cut it and write it up as a post, but there you go.

In the episode we discussed the laughably bad summer stinker Batman and Robin. I now present to you every mention of the word “ice,” “freeze,” or “cool” by that lovable ape, Mr. Freeze. And yes, for those of you who haven’t seen the movie, THESE ARE ALL IN THE FINISHED FILM.

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Thanks to Pridak for sending this in! I about fell out of my chair when the image loaded up.

God I hope they make the rest of this movie.

As you can see in the left sidebar, we’ve added a widget that generates a quote from the podcast everytime you reload the page. However relistening to the episodes is like listening to nails on a chalkboard for us and we have pretty leaky memories.

That being said, we want to know your favorite episode quotes to add to the sidebar. Post them in the comments under this post. We’ll be sure to add them to the sidebar!

Walrus King and I were able to squeeze in a record this week so there will be a new episode this Friday. Good times shall be had by all.

Due to the fact that people didn’t want to admit that there’s a distinction between fantasy and reality, I’ve changed the poll. The answer No now follows with “They never took swim class.” Yes the joke sucks. I wouldn’t have to use it if you would’ve stopped complaining!

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If you listened to last week’s episode, you’ll know that the song break was an unholy abomination of ear torture. Although it’s meant to sound purposely bad, just know that it took about seven takes to get the song right. It turns out it’s really hard to make a 3 minutes song continually funny, and it’s even harder to sing in that voice over and over. By the end of it my voice was pretty horse.

You can download the song here: Still Alive

And thanks to everyone who enjoyed it. Any other songs you’d like to hear? I do a mean Eye of the Tiger.

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Yesterday I finally got everything moved into the dorms at the University of Utah. Even better news is I got my mixing board all hooked up so the audio quality will be going back up. I’ve also got all three of my game consoles set up (yes I know it’s sad) so game nights are now a definite possibility.

I’m not sure if there will be an episode next week ether since it will be my first week of school here and it gets pretty hectic. I’ll keep you guys posted if we can squeeze one in.

Now watch this video till your brain goes numb.

Zach, my dearest bearded Zach,

With hair made of finest dirty hobo silk,

You caress my cheek like steel wool,

Lead us not into Dane Cook douche-baggery, oh wise bearded one,

Guide us into the realm of over-sized notepad Tom-foolery,

You are the one true comedic lord, oh our Fat Jesus,

Oh, and why are you in that guinea pig movie?

Love,

M