Ode to Zach Galifianakis

Calendar August 15, 2009 | Posted by M

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Zach, my dearest bearded Zach,

With hair made of finest dirty hobo silk,

You caress my cheek like steel wool,

Lead us not into Dane Cook douche-baggery, oh wise bearded one,

Guide us into the realm of over-sized notepad Tom-foolery,

You are the one true comedic lord, oh our Fat Jesus,

Oh, and why are you in that guinea pig movie?

Love,

M

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7 Comments

  1. Joshua J Steinberg says:
    August 15, 2009 at 5:19 am

    Riiiiight….

  2. Theremin says:
    August 15, 2009 at 7:45 am

    Ah…delicious, hairy, unpronouncable fat Jesus.

  3. Joshua J Steinberg says:
    August 21, 2009 at 5:50 am

    hm… I know that theres no new episode this week but could you at least make a new post with something because this picture is getting…uncomfortable…

  4. Theremin says:
    August 21, 2009 at 9:33 am

    I’m back from Yorkshire friends, your dear sweet Theremin is back!
    Did ya miss me? huh? didja?

  5. Texastechie says:
    August 23, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    I associate Yorkshire with pudding and small dogs so… Yes I’m glad you escaped the terror of the giant sentient mass of pudding which terrorized small English hamlets and devoured hundreds of helpless yet yappy small dogs daily.

    I hope you brought back tshirts for all of us :I

  6. M says:
    August 25, 2009 at 5:55 am

    I’m a little offended that someone did not like my picture. How bout you make a picture smarty pants? Why would you not want to stare at Zach, he’s a genius.

    And Theremin, I am especially happy that you are back, hehehehe :)

  7. Joshua J Steinberg says:
    August 25, 2009 at 10:29 am

    It not that I did not like the picture but the sight of his glorious beard is too much to handle.