Poll Changed to Alleviate Whining

Calendar August 23, 2009 | Posted by Dr. Disaster

Due to the fact that people didn’t want to admit that there’s a distinction between fantasy and reality, I’ve changed the poll. The answer No now follows with “They never took swim class.” Yes the joke sucks. I wouldn’t have to use it if you would’ve stopped complaining!

Can Zombies Swim?

  • Yes. There's no escape... (70%, 7 Votes)
  • No. They never took swim class. (30%, 3 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

Loading ... Loading ...

Tags: ,

Category Categories: Poll  |  Tag Tags: ,

7 Comments

  1. Theremin says:
    August 24, 2009 at 2:53 am

    The real question is, can they jump?

  2. Joshua J Steinberg says:
    August 24, 2009 at 6:53 am

    If they can jump they can run. If they can run. If they can run they can think. If they can think we are fucked.

  3. Theremin says:
    August 24, 2009 at 8:27 am

    if they can fuck, we are…

  4. Joshua J Steinberg says:
    August 24, 2009 at 10:50 am

    Well… Thats the point where I just kill myself. I could kind of hang in there when they were just after my grey matter.

  5. Theremin says:
    August 24, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Ah, you’re just a zombophobe.

  6. Joshua J Steinberg says:
    August 24, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    If by Zombophobe you mean a irrational fear of zombies ill let you know that I have no such thing.

    My fear of zombies is completely rational. Especially the frisky ones.

  7. Theremin says:
    August 24, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    But viagra zombie wants a meaninful relationship, really!