Want the site to look better? Bug Osiris.
August 2, 2009
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Posted by Dr. Disaster
In the last episode I said that if the website didn’t at least look a tiny bit better that I would give out Osiris’s email for you all to bug him. Well as you can see nothing changed design wise so I’m going to give you all the keys to a kingdom of pestering.
You can all email Osiris at chase@evillairproductions.com.
However I’ve found that honey works far better than vinegar with Osiris. Be sure to tell him that all his episodes are your favorites and the day he left was the day you contemplated suicide. And don’t mention his height, it’s a tender spot.
Not to mention we still have our cellphone backup plan…
Categories: Derp, Website News
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Tags: osiris, website
Have you considered paying him in Lolcats?
Ive already gone on record stating that i liked his Ikea story so Im pretty much done with the honey.
What is the Lolcat to dollar exchange rate?
that depends. how much is a giggle worth in dollars?
Diddly squat.
I think I’ve worked it out:
1$ = 5 Lolcats.
1 Lolcat = 1.5 giggles.
1 squat(of the diddly variety) = 2 calories burned.
Does everyone follow me?
Long Version:
Each Lolcat is worth 1 to 5 Giggles depending on quality.
A comedy at the cinema is 10 dollars(?) and they usually contain at least 50 giggles.
10/50=0.2 dollars
1 Giggle = 20 cents
1 Lolcat = 20 cents to 1 dollar (1.5 – 8 Swedish crowns)
You can also calculate it according to GDP wich is how they usually calculate currency.
GDP of the internet = near infinite
Number of Lolcats on the internet = infinite and expanding
and from what I know a finite number divided by a infinite number is always zero.
Short Version:
See Dr.Ds post
I think I see what you’re saying…. if we declare opposite day, and then set up meme mines across the internet, we’ll all be billionaires!