New Links
October 24, 2009
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Posted by Sir Michael
Small update to the site. In the “Hosts” and “Contact Us” section(s) there are updated links to my (Sir Michael’s) and The Walrus Kings new Facebook page that you all can join and pry into our personal lives with. Unfortunately, no one else has made their Page, so no one else has a link.
Since this is such a boring post, I thought I’d make it more entertaining with my favorite YouTube video.
ENJOY!
(Can’t see the vid? Try clicking Here)
Categories: Derp, Funny, Website News
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Tags: cats, update
This is the kind of evil that I am.. Making you all watch videos like this so you have no faith left in humanity.
I hate you Michael. I hate you and your retarded video so much.
I think I need therapy now…
Call me Sir.
Just wondering, Sir Michael, but were you knightd by The Walrus King?
Oh no, Ollie. I’ve actually known The King for about 2 or 3 years. That’s a short amount of time compared to how long I’ve known the good Doctor for.
My “Sir” title is a little different than how you humans use it on this Planet. It was explained in my most recent podcast but let me go into more detail:
I took most my collegial courses in foreign Universities. I started out at Tauros University, on Planet Chiron in Alpha Centauri system.. and had a mindworm boil named Craig for a roommate, but that’s a different story. I started out with a double major in Cerebral Psychology and Bipedal Sociology, with a minor in Galactic history. After a couple years there, I quickly transferred out of TU before Chiron got too involved in the Xalatian civil war.
After that I went to Sol System Academy (mainly because they gave the best refugee rates) where I decided to change my Major(s) to Tyranus and Malum Prohibitum, because the instructors were fairly homo-biased in their psychological studies being situated so close to Planet Terra. The course was relatively easy and I quickly passed at the top of my class, with honors, after killing the instructor and all of my classmates.
In Galactic College, instead of receiving a Doctorate, like Disaster has, you receive a Sirturate which allows you to use the title “Sir”. After I received my Sirturate, I have since continued my research on Terra, in the Sol System.. An extremely popular place for inter-systematic researchers to conduct experiments on the populous and/or terrain. It’s actually 1 of only 4,000 galactic experimental research approved planets, and the ONLY one in the galaxy on the Orion belt (That’s like living in a city populated by 5million people that only has one bathroom).
When I first met The Walrus King, he was already on Terra and our paths just kind of crossed. We ended up working on the same scientific research project for about a year or so before I left after an incident I had with one of my experiments. I believe I was the one who introduced (or re-introduced) Dr. Disaster to both Osiris and The Walrus King.
In short, to answer your question; No. The Walrus King did not “Knight” me. While my title has nothing to do with the customs of your planet, it is decreed and written in the Galactic records, the same galaxy which your planet resides in. Which, in turn, makes the title “Sir” valid wherever I go.
can i just say “Best Video Ever!!!!!!!!1111″?
Balls 2 that.
Pridak’s icon should a slowbro.