What I Look Like In a Hat.
A while back I promised I would upload pictures of what I look like in a hat. Then I forgot. Then I remembered. Then I got distracted by something outside. Anywho here’s what I look like in a hat (with long hair and after I got a haircut.)

I gotta say, in this hat I actually look decent.
I believe I have at last found the secret of how to successfully wear a hat. A message to all “Non hat people,” find a hat with a large brim! “One size fits all” is a lie! A filthy dirty lie that has held us back for too long. Some of us have massive heads that don’t fit into normal hats! Find one large enough and you too can be a hat person!
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October 14, 2009
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Posted by Dr. Disaster
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Hmm…you look like you might be a fedora person…possibly a cowboy hat even.
Also – I got the bowler hat. It’s awesomesauce.
Good on ya Theremin. Wear it with Pride. Hat people of the world unite!
Next stop, top hat.
thats not a Hat. Thats closer to a cap. its fedora or no deal.
When did hats have a “one size fits all” Real hats have sizes similar to shoes. If you go to a real hat store they will help you find the perfect size (these are very few and expensive but also very good at what they do)
Also. you look crazy in the bottom picture. Not the ha ha crazy either. I am talking about the “eat your eyes with a spoon”-crazy
Have you ever tried a Fedora?
I would think that eating your eyes out with a spoon IS haha crazy : / BUT getting past the insane look in your eye, I hate to say this now but I think you looked better with long hair, Dr D…