*Thanks for all the calls everyone! They turned out great!*

We’re now taking calls for the 100th episode! Be apart of the show history and give us a ring! We don’t know how long we’ll be able to record so add villainyinc to your skype contacts and give us a call!

Don’t forget that our call in segment is tonight at 5:00PM Mountain Time (I put the other time zones in a previous post). Call in to chat with us about the show, ask us questions, or just talk about whatever’s on your mind. Also don’t worry about not having anything to talk about. That doesn’t stop us from making a show every week…

Americans, Britons, and now Swedes? Our international listeners are on a roll!

This sin against nature comes from listener J. He’s says it’s an amalgamation of Alfred Nobel, The Swedish Chef, Ingrid Bergman, Carl XVI Gustaf, Thor and some casual piracy. Great job!

Hey remember way back when I said I’d take a picture of myself in a hat, but only on the grounds that Ollie sent in a picture too? Neither do I. Anywho here’s Ollie making good on our agreement. I got this a while ago and I’ve been meaning to post this for like a month.

Ollie says he doesn’t look good in a hat. I think he looks fine. HAT PEOPLE OF THE WORLD UNITE!

Come to think of it, I really should have asked Ollie’s permission to post this. Opps.

Last episode we discussed the ultimate amalgamation of Americans to create the ultimate American citizen. Little did we know that our international listeners would be as inspired as M. Ladies and Gentlemen, the ULTIMATE BRITON!

This wonderful creation comes from the mind of Theremin. Here’s the decription straight from the aritist’s mouth.

“Here is my terrible photoshop attempt at capturing the magnificence of the Ultimate Briton. He is Capt. Britain plus Ozzy osbourne plus Ian Mckellen.

Stephen Fry and Mr. Muttonchops can do naught but look on in awe.”

Awesome job Theremin! Any of our other international listeners want to mock up their quintessential citizen?

Also does anyone else think it looks like Stephen Fry is checking out the ultimate Briton’s butt?

Walrus King and I just hammered out the details, and we’re going to able to take calls for our 100th episode! This is something we’ve all talked about at one point or another during the show’s history and we’re really excited to finally do it.

Here’s the deets (tweeting the deets with my feets! HAHAHAHAH sorry…)

Date: Friday the 29th

Time: 5:00PM

Skype Name: villainyinc

Also I did some calculations on time zones to make things easier for our listeners not in Mountain Time. Stupid earth being a rotating sphere orbiting around a star so dates and times are different all over the globe…

East Coast: 7:00PM

Pacific: 4:00PM

UK: 12:00AM (technically Saturday the 30th)

Switzerland: 1:00AM (Saturday)

Japan(why not): 9:00AM (Saturday)

Also it turns out that there’s a universal time zone called GMT. It stands for Greenwich Mean Time and it’s named for the Royal Observatory in London. It’s the same for everyone! The things you learn when looking up time zones! THE THINGS!

We’ll be online then so feel free to call. Unless we’re already taking call. Then you will be sent to the receptionist.

Can’t say so for sure yet, but we’re about 95% sure that Walrus King and I will be doing our call in segment for the 100th episode this Friday the 29th. We’re shooting to record it around 5:00PM Mountain Time that day.  I’ll update as details become clearer.

The Skype name will be villainyinc.

When we settle on an exact date and time I’ll post more details. Stay tuned!

Another wonderful episode with M. Also this picture. What is its relevance? Tune in to find out.

[podcast]http://www.evillairproductions.com/podcast/ep99.mp3[/podcast]

Also as said in the very end of this episode, we’re really hoping to have a call in segment for our 100th episode. Not sure if we can do it yet, so stay tuned to the site to find out. Also the 100th episode won’t go out until Feb 5. This one’s gonna need a good 2 weeks of editing to turn out right. If you’re un-happy about this please divert all complaints to my ass.

I think this is the first part of that documentary that M talked about on the show. Enjoy.

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After four weeks of waiting here it is, the first new episode of 2010! This episode marks the return of M and as you can see she made some lovely artwork for the podcast. Tune in to hear us discusses a marathon of topics (not well mind you) including Korea, iPods, Twilight, New Super Mario Bros Wii, and Avatar.

[podcast]http://www.evillairproductions.com/podcast/ep98.mp3[/podcast]

Also thanks again to listener Harry for making us a Wikipedia page. It was great while it lasted…sigh.

In the episode we discussed best and worst video game consoles. I named the N-Gage as the worst I’ve ever played, and here’s a picture of the phone functionality just in case some of you didn’t know what this turd was.

Once again thanks everyone for hanging with us during the hiatus. It’s been a good break for all of us and we’re ready to make more episodes.

Also here’s the video M brought up in the episode. I’m scared…

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Long long ago Osiris accused me of being the reincarnation of Hitler for even entertaining the idea of a game helping me through the difficult parts. He said that I don’t believe in working hard for the things I want and all I care about the destination (never you mind that I’ve personally produced every episode of Villainy INC for 2 and a half years now and he quit…). Well guess who saved the princess without Luigi taking over once!

I’d be lying if I say I wasn’t tempted to use the super guide on some of the levels. This game can get unforgivably hard. There’s parts where you’ll just die, and die, and dieeeeeeeeeeee. Sometimes it’s just a screen of bullet bills flying across the screen and you have to make your way through. Also if you play an ice level without a penguin suit you can expect a level of nothing but sliding into every conceivable danger imaginable. Oh and lava as a one hit kill has to be one of the greatest sins in gaming. There were even a few levels were I surprised myself with how many swears I could string together after I died.

But in the end this is a completely beatable game. Almost every level has a “trick” to it that not only makes progressing through it easier, but also more fun. This game really doesn’t need the super guide, but I can totally understand if people use it.

All in all this a great Mario Bros game and I highly recommend it. It plays and feels just like Super Mario Bros 3 and World and made me feel all fuzzy inside.