This week returns to normalcy with the return of Walrus King. This episode we discuss xenophobic emails, a re imagining of Tron, and that lovable squid man Admiral Ackbar.

It’s a trap!

Hit play in the player or refresh you iTunes or Zune to give the podcast a listen.

Also the poll is closed. I’m going to have to do the Haruhi Suzumiya Dance. I can feel the hurting now…

Also be sure to stumble this post on stumbleupon! You can do this with the convienent button I’ve placed on the site. Just hover over the button, click stumbleupon, and you’re there!

Here’s the video podcast I promised you all. Miss Chevious is taking a class at the U of U where she gets to make a video game for Xbox Live. I’m pretty sure this could be the greatest class ever. It would be second only to “How to eat ice cream class.”

I’ll be providing the voice for the French Knight Sir Henry De Chatillon in the finished game. I also tried out for Merlin and Miss Chevious tried out for Rapunzel. Watch the video to see how that went.

I’ll do another video podcast in April. I would have done one this month but I got busy editing this one instead. Enjoy!

I don’t want to unintentionally scare anyone but Villainy INC’s future might not look so hot. Every year the podcast and website loss money as I pay hosting, equipment, and miscellaneous fees. I’ve never minded this because I love making the podcast. However this year I’m graduating college and I’ll have to worry about jobs and money. I’ve always hoped our ad boxes would help the site break even, but as you can see from the ads we usually get it’s people only bidding a cent (or less).

However if we could get traffic up on the site, the value of the ad boxes would go up and the site would break even. If we could get the price of just one ad box up to 30 cents, it would cover hosting fees and other costs for the entire year.

The best way I’ve found to do this stumbleupon.com. In case you didn’t know, Stumbleupon is a website where you randomly visit sites that match your interests. It’s great (I use it often) and Villainy INC is listed in their directory. However because we don’t have any reviews or thumbs up yet we don’t get stumbled. That’s where you all come in.

PLEASE WRITE OUR WEBSITE A REVIEW AND GIVE US A THUMBS UP ON STUMBLEUPON. All you have to do is click the thumbs up button in your browser when you visit our site. It’s that easy. Also it wouldn’t even need to be a long review. You could just type the word “great” or “derp” and it would help us! If you’ve enjoyed the work we’ve put into making this show week after week, then please help us out by giving us a thumbs up in Stumbleupon. Here’s the link to our Stumbleupon page: http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/www.villainyinc.com/

If there was ever I time we need your guy’s help it’s now. I’m doing behind the scenes stuff to help raise traffic, but we still need your help. I’d also like to add that if the total price of our add boxes reached 60 cents, we could have another video game giveway and still have enough left over to do something else for you guys. Just throwing that out there.

Surprise! This week I’m joined by Miss Chevious for an hour of horror beyond imagine. I’m course referring to the mind-bending terror named The Twilight “Saga.”

WARNING: THIS EPISODE WILL HAVE MAJOR SPOILERS ABOUT THE SERIES! MOST SPOILERS CENTER AROUND THE FINAL BOOK BREAKING DAWN! IF YOU DON’T WANT THE BOOKS SPOILED DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE! I SHALL NOW TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK!

This episode is basically Miss Chevious giving a play by play of the final Twilight book and me interjecting with my views. Also since we’re talking about Twilight be prepared for A TON of Castlevania music in the background. It’s basically wall to wall Castlevania. Hope you all liked Symphony of the Night! Push play in the podcast player to give it a listen or refresh your iTunes or Zune feed.

I’ll also update later in the day with the poll for the punishments. Now I must sleep. Sleep……

UPDATE* Kay I’m awake. Here’s the poll.

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I don’t know who this man is, all I know is he could possibly be the greatest singer of all time. This was my song break last episode and you really don’t get how awesome the song is until you see the singer. Evidently 1960s Soviet Russia didn’t have very good lip syncing technology.

Does anyone else think this guy looks like a ventriloquist dummy that’s been turned into a real boy?

Remember way back, when Pokemon was still new and Game Freak was still trying to figure out where the franchise could go. Then they freaking hit the ball out of the park by having a game that was not only fun as the original, but added all the new features that would define the franchise to this day.

It’s the year 2000 again.

SoulSilver takes everything that was great about Diamond and Pearl on the DS and integrates it perfectly with the original Gold and Silver versions. I’m not very far into the game, but I’m loving it so far. If you never got to play Gold and Silver back in the day PICK THIS GAME UP.

Here’s the original video that last episode’s villain quote was from. I guess this is why Dr. Wily has failed a whopping TEN TIMES in a row.

This week we finally get around to reading a small snippet of FT’s short story. If this goes over well we’ll read more next week, so leave your comments in the appropriate section below.  The rest of the episode we kinda just rambled about how we really had nothing to talk about. Not that you’d expect anything different.

Also we only have two punishments for me losing the Oscar poll and we need more! I’m sure you guys could come up with more. Unless I was wrong about all of you and it turns out you’re all a bunch of untalented douchebags. PROVE ME WRONG.

Also because WK is such a whinny little bitch I better post this. HAPPY NOW?

And to think typing the words “muppet rick roll” into youtube could have saved him so much heartache.

A couple months ago the podcast player started acting strangely. It stayed out late, came home smelling of booze, got belligerent you asked where it was. Eventually it would start throwing things at your head and then break down in tears 30 minutes later. We were sad to see the Podcast Player lose its mind, that is until Ojii rehabilitated it. (Technically Ojii is the player’s father. Wait why didnt’ I just use that analogy?)

The glitch where it displayed every episode is now fixed, you can now pause the episodes again, and he even added an option where you can now download the episodes to your computer. What a swell guy!