Episode CXV: Lots-O the Bear Will Burn In Hell
August 20, 2010
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Posted by Dr. Disaster
Congratulations everyone who has waited these long months for a new episode, your patience has payed off. After a long hiatus of making episodes (self imposed because there were a lot of games I wanted to play) we’re finally rolling out new ones.
This week I’m joined by M as we discuss all the summer movies we’ve watched. We hit almost all of them except one, which will be discussed next week. The movie that gets discussed the most this episode is Toy Story 3 (just in case you didn’t get that from the episode title). We get pretty in depth, and there are spoilers galore so be warned. However if you haven’t seen the movie, what’s the matter with you? Go see it!
Also HOW THE HELL DO VAMPIRES WORK NOW?!? HOW?!?!?!
Click the link in the sidebar or refresh your player of choice to listen. Hope the episode has been worth the wait. I let it go about 20 minutes longer than a normal episode since we haven’t had one in a while.
Categories: Podcast
*Starts joyfully dancing*
you’re a life safer Dr.D. Now I have something to listen to while I have to work overtime!
Dangit.
Guess I’ll wait until after I’ve seen Toy Story 3 for this one…
I am listening while writing but I just found it funny that you got hooked up on the mechanics of vampires because that was me trough avatar.
would anyone like to hear my awesome theory about how Pandora is actually a interplanetary parasite taking over the galaxy?
Dr. D, it’s “aboot” time that you realize that not all Canadians like hockey. Also, Canadians don’t think of Americans as hot stuff, we think of you as over-consuming dolts. As it turns out, Canadians hate America, but hide this hatred because other countries fear America. Congrats for releasing new episode, and having good audio quality while in Korealand.
Nice (new) avatar, Chocolate_bob. Is it French-Canadian, or just French?
@J: PLEASE! I thought that the way Pandora worked was strangely hilarious for some reason.
But I haven’t even listened to the episode yet. I realized that the return of Villainy Inc also meant the return of school, but I’m glad you pick up when school begins. The show got me through all of last year. I think I might a junkie.
NEWW PODDCASSSTT!
. I was hoping for Inception in this podcast, considering I enjoy hearing theories for some reason, but still a great return.
Just wait till next week…
@Mr. Timms
I’m not sure what type of French it is yet. Most French-Canadians don’t sport the mustache/beret combo, so I think it’s just plain French.
Ok here is my theory
Pandora has a mushroom like organism that connects all the trees to form a brain and it is using the sentient species of the planet to form a consciousness. and will when its ripe expel spores in order to reproduce.
the only way every tree on the planet would be able to form the network described would be if a third party organism would connect them AFTER they have evolved because otherwise there would only be one type of tree on the entire planet. The same goes for the animals that can connect.
Now we have a giant organism that is using the trees to get nutrients and work as hard nodes to form a brain.
What is the point of forming a brain if it cant form an intelligence? Enter the weird tentacle things above a certain intelligence have. By infecting all beings with higher functions the organism is getting fed with impressions about the surrounding world and can thus form an intelligence.
Now the being has formed an intelligence that has control over the entire planet in one way or another. How does it reproduce?
The flying mountains.
We have a bunch of asteroid sized mountains that floats due to some kind of energy that repels them from the surface. This would be the way the organism breaks the gravitation of the planet. Build enough energy over a couple of million years and hold the mountains down with tree roots. when the energy is critical you kill the trees so that the roots fail and the mountains will fly out into space like from a sling and form asteroids traveling across the solar system with spores safely frozen in the center until it hits a new planet with life.
This is actually a rather disturbing version of what is going on in the movie because this means that the Navi are infected slaves serving a hive mind. notice how all life on the planet has some kind of phosphorescence and what kind of organism has phosphorescence? mushrooms!
Any questions?
MY brother was rather tired at the end of the movie since I continually updated the theory out loud during the entire movie.
I don’t think anyone asked. Or cared.
I cared. That was pretty cool.
Also I’m just gonna put this out there, ok? Megan Fox isn’t hot. Just sayin’.
Oh, and Dr. D? Why did your Canadian accent keep slipping into Irish every now and again?
Because I’m bad at accents.
@Ollie
I don’t think Megan Fox is hot either.
In fact I am more understanding that girls find Johnny Depp sexy than I understand Megan Fox.
I think the thing that breaks her for me is the lack of facial expressions. Human beings should have more than 3.
@Dr. Disaster
Mr. Timms asked…
Look if you don’t want me to write long rants about stuff just say so. It hardly escapes you that I don’t have any concept of how long comments should be
@Dr. D
Yeah, I did ask.
But because this has been bugging me for a few MONTHS, I’m just going to spit it out. Please, Dr. D, PLEASE STOP LAUGHING! Every time you say something you think is funny, you make this horrible forced laugh, followed by a sort of croaking inhalation. It happens almost every 10 seconds, and it’s annoying as hell!
Good news timms! Were changing show format. Due to popular demand we’re renaming the show 24 Hour Laughs. It stars yours truly and I laugh for 6 hours straight. I’m really excited about it.
There’s also 2 hours of Megan Fox discussions.
Dr. D, that only accounts for eight hours. You will have to do better.
The remaining 16 hours will be hosted with special guests with annoying laughs
Are the special guests being held up at gunpoint, tied to a chair, etc.?
Yes.
No.
Maybe.
I don’t know,
Can you repeat the question?
YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW!
YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW!
etc. etc.
U’m looking forward to the new format! I’m sure it’ll be the most awesome show since unsliced bread!
But I never objected to Megan Fox being hot. I just think she looks a little creepy.
*I’m*, not “U’m”.
As in “I’m such an idiot for not spell-checking my post just now.”
But let me rephrase my original comment to enrage you even further.
Ahem, ahem…
The sound of your laugh makes me want to punch babies.
Megan Fox is hot. I don’t know how people are confused by that.
okay just google image searched megan fox and yea, she’s kinda hot
In regard to the vampire question, watch the show Hellsing. Warning very NSFW or NSFS or something. Mumbly Jumbly…..
Wait why not Twilight? Isn’t that the most accurate representation of vampires. At least that’s what I was told by the entire Internet.
But Dr. D…
The internet… might be… wrong!
0_0
Lies! It is never wrong! I read that on wikpedia.
OMG Dr. D you’re a bastard. Covering up your whole crying like a little girl by playing Aerith’s Theme in the background making every man listening cry as well….
Good to hear my music selection was right on the money.