Episode XCVI: Ejection
August 27, 2010
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Posted by Dr. Disaster
You’re walking down a hallway. You look to your left, there’s no one there. You turn to your right and you see an envelope on top of a table. You open it only to find it full of sand. Then you wake up with stains on your crotch and bedsheets.
The question is, how do you know if you’re still dreaming? Are you dreaming now? DID I BLOW YOUR MIND!?!?!
So yeah this episode we talk about Inception (or did we? KICK). We also want lots of comments about the people you would jump into to (listen to the episodes for more info). We also answered a Canadian’s questions. Silly Canadian.
Also I’m finally opening the creation of our opening theme song to our listeners. I was going to make a new Halloween opening, but decided to give all of you a try instead. You’ve got till October 1st to send in entries, and the one we pick will be our new Halloween opening. Get your musical juices flowing! Do not fail me again Starscream.
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I would go into the brain of Lovecraft. To bad I would probably go insane in the process.
Agreed. Lovecraft is da’ bomb.
You can’t pick him too. I called him.
So about the contest. I have no musical talent what so ever.
But that have not prevented me from making crap that nobody wants before!
you can make music with a computor right?
Oh my gosh! I can’t believe someone called Lovecraft before me! But with Lovecraft gone, I suppose I would pick Poe’s brain. (Edgar Allen)
But still, I’ve commented before listening. I’m waiting for the new format, Dr. D…
I don’t know who I’d jump into. I’m just un-creative like that. Maybe Sir Micheal’s brain, just to see where the craziness comes from.
On another note, I very much enjoyed this episode. I tend to enjoy M’s episodes, because they’re not as often as others.
I’d hop into the mind of Shigeru Miyamoto or Masahiro Sakurai. Those guys seem to have a fun imagination.
Ooohhh, Miyamoto would be pretty fun too.
I’d probably go for David Bowie. It’d be awesome.
Also, the night after listening to your pocast, I had a dream that the Government thought there was a Canadian conspiracy to take over London, so they locked up all the Canadians. Then I saved them by playing the guitar riff to a White Stripes song really loudly (it was Jimmy the Exploder, if you’re interested), which was somehow freed all the Canadians. I know it sounds too coherent for a dream, but I promise that’s what happened.
Ollie, I am seriously thinking about choosing you now…
@Ollie
You know too much, you must be terminated.
The funny part is when you wake up and think it actually happened and slowly realize that it was a dream while telling the story.
Also.
I would visit glen becks brain and do this to him.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1849
Ollie- for dreaming about saving Canadians, if you’re ever in Canada, you’re entitled to one jug of our traditional drink/food- maple syrup. If you freeze it or crystallize it, it makes good eatin’. You can also use a full jug of maple syrup to knock a man unconscious, create a beautiful sculpture, impress the ladies with how cultured you are, or use it as bait in cleverly-constructed snares that you crafted while proving your manhood by spending two weeks in a forest, with nothing but the clothes on your back and your trusty jug of maple syrup. In a pinch, it works as glue!
Also- Dr. D- what part of our great nation did you visit? I assume British Columbia, as it’s the closest to Oregon, but I’m not sure.
That’s a brilliant call with Bowie Ollie. Kudos.
Who’s the most messed up person’s dream you’d enter?
@Pi
Thank you for the kind offering. I’ve been to Canada a few times before (my mother used to live there when she was younger), and it was one of the nicest places I’ve ever been to. I definitely want to live there at some point. When I do, it’ll be maple syrup all day, everyday for me.
@Dr. D. and M in the episode
You really can’t fault Canada for their musical output, regardless of Beiber. The great country has given us Neil Young, Feist, Arcade Fire, The New Pornographers and Born Ruffians to name but a few.
Not to mention that America’s given us the Jonas Brothers…
You can’t blame us for the horror that is Jonas! They ravaged our tweens and set their sites on the rest of the world. That’s like blaming the hurricane for all the damage it does to an island.
This analogy isn’t making any sense now. I’ll inception it to everyone so it will.
Oh and I visited the part of Canada that’s by Niagara Falls. I’ll believe it’s Quebec.
Oh- French Canada. You’ll have to visit real Canada at some point. Much nicer.
The obvious choice for most messed-up brain would be Charles Manson.
He crazy.
He five different flavours of crazy.
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Also, Dr. D’s description of Bleach never gets old. And neither does the boktai voice.