CONGRATULATIONS HOMO SUPERIOR!

Greetings Survivor!

If you’re reading this then you survived the great podcast lag of 2011! Push that corpse out of the way and pat yourself on the back, for you are some mutant/chimera hybrid that was able to survive the horror.

The gears are in motion to get you a giant mega final episode to fully satiate your thirst. Lord knows you must have filled up on dead squirrels and feces by now. That’s not how homo superior should eat! No sir, only the finest podcasting for our chosen few.

Some of you may be thinking, “Father (you may call me father now), when will we have this mega long episode?” or “You heartless bastard how could you leave us like this! I’ll never listen again!”

Firstly the people who identify with the second statement will be sent to special happy camps where they will be taught not to think that way anymore. As for the first question, the episode will hopefully be recorded before the end of the month. It’ll take a week to edit then go out a week after.

There is a lot of content planned for this episode. For example an ancient audio file for a failed Nintendo spoof cartoon was uncovered deep in the bowels of vault B.

Raise your head high mutant! The promised day approaches!

And remember, as bad has the wait was, know that it wasn’t nearly as bad as the wait for the endings of certain other digital enjoyments.

7 Comments

  1. Fatty_bo_Batty (Robert) says:

    Woo! My nagging itch of knowing Villainy Inc wasn’t done yet is scratched.

  2. Harry says:

    Happy to know it’s going to be a big last episode!

  3. Pridak says:

    I’ve been prepairing for this. I’ve been listening to all of the old episodes, in a row. It really makes all of those RPG’s feel a lot shorter.

  4. Mr. Timms says:

    This one was almost as bad as that nuclear holocaust a while back.

    Thanks for reminding me about HL2:E3. I’m going to have a really hard time forgetting it again.

    …One day, the Freeman will rule all!

    • Pridak says:

      We will, for we are the knights of Sir Michael. The world, and all of the steam games, will belong to us.

  5. Mr. Timms says:

    Hey, Robert, I just noticed your avatar was Happy Noodle Boy. Previously I’ve just glanced at it and thought, “Oh, there’s that demented volleyball again.”