Actual picture of Osiris with his iPhone.

Imagine my surprise today when I got a message from Osiris on Facebook. “Great!” I thought, “He’s finally working on the website. We can stop giving out his personal information.” No dear friends, it wasn’t that. It was something much sweeter.

This is the exact message: “So……….. I bought an Iphone 3GS……….(chase hangs his head in shame and anquish) And I like it.”

SUCCESS! Now all that’s left for him is to get a Macbook Pro and a shuffle. Then he can spend the rest of his life dying a soul crushing trendy death.

In the last episode I said that if the website didn’t at least look a tiny bit better that I would give out Osiris’s email for you all to bug him. Well as you can see nothing changed design wise so I’m going to give you all the keys to a kingdom of pestering.

You can all email Osiris at chase@evillairproductions.com.

However I’ve found that honey works far better than vinegar with Osiris. Be sure to tell him that all his episodes are your favorites and the day he left was the day you contemplated suicide. And don’t mention his height, it’s a tender spot.

Not to mention we still have our cellphone backup plan…